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The British are Coming . . . and I’m OK with that.

A woman screams. Shrieking, at a wine glass breaking pitch, as she runs towards the huddled masses¬†down the street.¬†Her makeup running from all of the tears she’s shed in the last five minutes, her shoes are missing, because you can’t run for your life in heels. She finally makes it to the crowd. She collapses on the ground to take a breather, wanting to make sure she’s completely recovered before she tells her american friends the news. All of the women, and a couple of men, huddle around her. They wait silently, not wanting to rush her, but still waiting intently on the words to spill out of her mouth. She gets to her knees . . . raises her hands to the heavens . . . and screams: “THE BRITISH ARE COMING!” All of the girls continue to go buck wild, and as they say ‘fangirl’ very intensely. A couple of them faint, falling over the other girls, who find it not in there best interest to catch them at the moment. It’s more …